The whole face is basically eyes. Two big black dots sit close together on a round green head, wearing the mildly startled look of something that just woke up from a very good nap. Behind them, the body bunches into fat green segments like a drawn-out squiggle.
No legs, no stripes, no extras. Just smooth bright green from nose to tail, which somehow makes the stare even funnier.
Tuck it into a gift bag as the little extra nobody expected. It gets a bigger reaction than the actual present.











