Spiderweb scales spread across the spine and head, an open network of ridges built for the creepy-cute look rather than actual scares. Tiny spider shapes and branch-like spikes tuck into the webbing, and small teeth line the open jaw.
Red, green, white, and black run the length of the articulated body, the same four colors the flag wears. Curled red horns rise from the head, and every joint bends into a fresh pose.
The spiders are not real. That somehow makes them worse.










